haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
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No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
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I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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