i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I could make wine with my vomit
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
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Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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