Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
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All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
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Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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