three words: i give head
three words: not that well
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
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Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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