my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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