Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
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I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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