I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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