I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
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thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
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My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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