Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
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hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
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When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize