Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
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well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
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It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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