So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
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The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
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I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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