he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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