It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
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I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
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i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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