Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
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Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
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It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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