awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
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Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
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Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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