u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
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Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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