i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
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We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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