No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i would punch a child for taco bell
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
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"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
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now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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