i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
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Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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