As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
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I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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