I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
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Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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