Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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