At least make sure they are 18
Why
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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