i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
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Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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