we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
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You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
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... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize