3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
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please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
do nipples grow back?
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