one two three fourrrrnication!
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
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I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
soo... how was my night?
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