come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
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I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
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so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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