We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
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Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
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He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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