Is it normal to miss your booty call?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
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I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
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It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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