Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
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I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
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Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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