Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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