you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
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Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
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Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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