i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
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He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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