im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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