I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
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I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
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All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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