I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
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Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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