Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
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According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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