its not stalking. its research.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
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I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
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Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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