Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
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We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
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I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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