So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
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I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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