O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
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her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize