You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
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i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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