When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
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on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
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Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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