I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
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help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
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I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I just sucked dick on a ferry
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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