Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
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I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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