Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
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GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
He has the fingertips of a God
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