too bad you live with your parents still
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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