Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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