Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
this will be a night to untag.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
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Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
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I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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